Popsicle periscopes
And other strange things
All seem to spurt out
Whenever she sings
So run for your lives
As the next thing could be
A rhinoceros tumbling
Right onto your knee
Or perhaps she’ll sneeze
That’s sometimes even worse
Oh the things that come out
You might just curse
She seems to be okay
Whenever she stays quiet
But when she coughs
She often starts a riot
Her shouts can get nasty
Things often burst out
Right from her insides
Which make people shout
The worst thing I’ve seen
Is an elephant with a tuba
She just spewed it right out
As she sang a song about Cuba
So don’t get too close
If she begins to make a sound
You’ll likely be squashed
By whatever hits the ground
© 2018 Michelle Cook
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This made me laugh ☺❤
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Wonderfully, bizarrely magical! 🙂
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Thank you! 😉
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You’re welcome!
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This one truly competes with Dr. Seuss.
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Thanks! I’ve read a lot of Dr. Seuss in my life. Lol… But I’ve always had a fondness for Shel Silverstein, and his poems have always had a huge influence on my writing.
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I’m not familiar with Shel (sorry), but then again, there are many whom I’m finding out about continually.
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Oh he has been a lifelong favorite for me and my family. It’s too bad he isn’t around any longer, but thankfully he has left a ton of books behind for future generations. 😉
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I will have to check Shel out one of these days. 🙂 Glad you’ve found a writer in which you resonate.
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If you want to laugh, than you really should. 😉
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A good laugh isn’t a bad thing.
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Not at all… and his books are loved by all ages. 😉
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Yikes!! 🤧
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😋
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