She’s the kind that seeks attention
From men of all sorts
Just watch her for a few minutes
And see the way she cavorts
It’s really quite revolting
The way she digs her claws in
And all those poor unsuspecting men
Nobody knows what’s happened to them
It’s funny because I notice her
Day after day after day…
She seems annoying as hell
And just won’t go away
She’s the kind of woman
Who only speaks with the guys
I shiver at the thought
Of what’s underneath her disguise
Maybe she’s actually quite decent
I could have it all completely wrong
Maybe she’s a real sweet lady
And I’ve been oblivious all along
I suppose I’ve come to the conclusion
That I’ll never really know anything for certain
But I do know one thing
She’s obnoxious when she’s flirtin
And last but not least
Her eager advancements leave me quite ill
Too bad I’m not a guy
I might actually enjoy the thrill
© 2018 Michelle Cook
For a month of writing prompts, click here; Eager advancements
Oh you were captured… don’t lie. Those fishnets wouldn’t let you loose..
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Lmao… 😂
This was actually written about somebody I don’t like very much. So I decided to put her into one of my poems. It felt quite good to get those feelings off my chest. 😉
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Vengeful mischief lol
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I’m so so mean sometimes! But honestly, she really did deserve it! She’s so mean to them boys! Just really rotten to the core! 😋 Lol…
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Surprised I never met her
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Perhaps you have?!? Lol… I’m not spilling the beans though. That would just be rude. 😉
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Well probably…
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Likely… she’s everywhere…. 😋
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Heavens to Betsy 🤦♂️
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That’s such an old saying! Lol…. 😉
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Well I am oldish
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Hmmm…. what’s your idea of oldish?
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40… I’m not young as I used to be and I’m not getting younger…
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Well I’m 47 and people say I am getting younger. 😉
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You are!
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Maybe it’s just all the skin care products I use. They’re finally doing what they’ve been claiming to do all of these years. Lol….
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Maybe.. but some ladies just have it,….,
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Someone told me the other day it’s because I don’t go anywhere. So I’m simply preserving myself by hiding away in my lair. (Oh I meant, my nice business class, doily infested home.) 😋
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Suppose you wear a lovely apron everywhere too…
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Ha ha… actually I do! 😉 And I get told I should really just wear nothing else.
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I’m sure!! I’m beginning to understand where all these steamy poems spawn from!
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Yeah, a common housewife with a big imagination. Lol…. 😋
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Huge!!!!!! It’s interesting..
But I mean really… what you 2 crazy kids get into while the youngins are away are completely your thing. I’ll just read about them in a poem later lol!!!!
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LMAO… 😂
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Maybe she’s actually quite decent … I kinda think she ain’t! Really enjoyed this post!
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Lol…. thank you. 😉 I really wish she was, I’d like to at least give her the benefit of the doubt.
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And therein lies the difference, I was hooked already 🙂
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Lol… see! 😉
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🙂
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This is… interesting…
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Lol…
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Lol 😂
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😉
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