The cobweb cloaked coven

~ ~M

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Pearl was a pistol
Janezza was a jerk
Glenda was a grumpy ol’ git
Who drove everyone berserk

Nilda was the nice one
But Irma drove her insane
And because of Henrietta’s hexes
Neither one now has a brain

Daniella was a devil
And yet she was always liked the best
But mostly only by male devils
Who liked staring at her chest

Wanda was the youngest witch
She’d bring warlocks home each day
But because of her venereal diseases
She could never get any of them to stay

Tilly was the tallest
Until Shirley shot right past
Now they’re both so old they’re shrinking
And wondering how life went by so fast

Lastly there was Lily
The prettiest witch of all
Until one day her wand exploded
Causing bits of her to be strewn across the wall

The cobweb cloaked coven has since retired
Put up their brooms and stored away their wands
And if you ever want to find them
You’ll have to go looking beyond the beyond

But be careful if you go there
For those old biddies they aren’t so sweet
And if you visit them for Halloween
You may just get a trick instead of a treat

© 2018 Michelle Cook

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24 thoughts on “The cobweb cloaked coven”

    1. Oh I’d almost forgotten about this one. 😉 So glad you liked it, George. I think I need to start writing more whimsy these days. I’ve been getting a little too serious lately. 😁

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  7. These Witches sound like they used their magic for the worse! That’s not good at all, because the Law of Three states that what you send out comes back at you 3 times as hard. Not every Witch believes in that rule, but most do.

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